Slabba Dabba Doo!!
Schedule
Fri, 02 Jan, 2026 at 07:00 am to Sat, 03 Jan, 2026 at 05:00 pm
UTC-05:00Location
3617 Clinton rd, Fayetteville, NC | Fayetteville, NC
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SLABBA. DABBA. DOO!!It’s happening.
The porch is full. The racks are full. The prices are dumber than finding a straight board at Home Depot.
And once this stuff is gone… POOF. Gone forever.
🎉 Introducing…
THE “TAKE IT BEFORE I TRIP OVER IT” SALE
Friday January 2nd, 2026 — Bring your truck.
Or bring a friend with good knees and questionable judgment.
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🔥 WHAT’S ON SALE?
We don’t even know yet.
Seriously.
We’re just staring at the mountain of slabs like:
“Yeah… somebody else needs to own this before OSHA swings by.”
Expect slabs, cookies, chunks, chunks that used to be slabs, slabs that identify as cookies, and other glorious pieces of tree waiting for their forever home.
💸 Prices?
“Stupid” feels like an understatement.
We’re talking:
• “Make space for new piles of slabs, so we can do this again next year”
• “Someone stop them before they give away the shop” deals
• Maybe even a ‘fill-up-your-car’ special…
If grandma will let you borrow that old Cadillac with the suspension of a Sherman tank. We don’t know yet.
Bring it.
Pack it.
Overload it.
We might film it for the highlight reel.
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🔥 FEATURED EVENT BUNDLES
🪵 The Big Boy Bundle
Slabs so big they need their own ZIP code. Cookies thicker than your New Year’s resolutions.
📦 The Stack & Go
Grab. Stack. Pay. Leave.
It’s like speed-dating, but with lumber and fewer regrets.
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⚠️ RULES (Because Apparently We Need Them):
• First come, first served.
• No fighting with your neighbor over that perfect curly maple. (Unless it’s worth it.)
• Don’t show up with a crane. We’re watching you, Larry.
⸻ Stay tuned for pictures, deets and pricing. I’m sure we will have a fill up a box deal for crazy cheap but what about a fill up a truck deal???? Keep your eyes peeled like a raccoon watching a trash can.
#AmericanWoodworkery #SeasonalClearOut #WoodSlabSale #OnceTheyreGoneTheyreGone
#PorchIsFull #PricesAreStupid #NCWoodworking #WoodworkersOfInstagram
#SlabbaDabbaDoo #TakeItBeforeITripOverIt #WoodshopHumor #NewYearNewSlabs
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Where is it happening?
3617 Clinton rd, Fayetteville, NC, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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