Select Comedy Club @ Patch Twickenham - October 2026

Select Comedy Club is back at Patch Twickenham. The finest selection of up-and-coming stars from across the comedy circuit, as well as legends of the scene, all in your local community hub: Patch.

Tickets are just £10! Or we have TWO Earlybird offers: 2-4-£15 if you buy by the weekend before the show, or 2-4-£10 if you buy at least three weeks before the show (limited supply of Earlybird tickets, which must be purchased by the weekend before the show!).

Headliner: Mad Ron

Mad Ron is Uxbridge's third hardest man. Since leaving Pr*son, he's been educating the world about how to do crime properly, wowing audiences and showing millennials a thing or two about actually being hard and tough with sharp one-liners and piercing observations. He's supported Reginald D Hunter on tour, he's won audiences over with his superb jokes and observations across the UK, and hosted Identify Theft, a circus of a gameshow.

"A delight from beginning to end and I wanted more of it." - Notts Comedy Review

Hackney Empire New Act of the Year Runner Up 2019

‘FUNNIEST, MOST INVENTIVE, NUT BAG SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN’ - TERRY ALDERTON

Opener: Paul Savage

Paul Savage is a stand-up comedian and cartoonist. He has performed around the world with his sharp wit and observational humour.

“Genuinely brilliant. Writes a good joke, draws a good cartoon: an all round hoot” - The Guardian

“An engaging and affable labour of love from a man determined to find comedy in the unlikeliest of places” - Broadway Baby

“Paul Savage was a revelation” - ABC

Support acts to be announced!

MC: Elliot Wengler

Elliot Wengler is a rising star on the circuit and beloved local MC. Over the last year, he's toured his Malcolm-Hardee Comic-Originality Award-nominated show across the USA and Australia.

"An enthusiasm machine with tight jokes and a lovable onstage persona" – Comedy Explosion

"Wengler is a talent to watch out for" - Fringereview.co.uk