Saturn Being Shady

A hilarious, grounded, and insight-packed astrology workshop on Saturn — the planet of lessons, boundaries, and maturity.
About this Event

Saturn gets a bad rap… mostly because he earned it.

But behind every tough lesson, delay, boundary, or “why is this happening to me?” moment is Saturn trying to push you into alignment, maturity, and long-term success.

Saturn Being Shady is a premium 120 minute astrology workshop that explores Saturn’s major transits — the ones that stretch you, shape you, strengthen you, and yes… occasionally humble you. December is the perfect month for this work, as we prepare for the new year, Saturn’s direct motion, and fresh cycles of growth.

Together we’ll explore:

• ✨ Saturn Return — your cosmic rite of passage
  
• ✨ Saturn Squares — pressure points that reveal where you’re out of alignment
  
• ✨ Saturn Transits — timing, themes, and what they’re asking of you
  
• ✨ Saturn through the houses — how and where you’re meant to grow
  
• ✨ Saturn and boundaries — lessons you’re here to master
  
• ✨ How to work with Saturn, not against him

You’ll learn how to decode recent and upcoming Saturn transits in your own chart, understand what Saturn wants from you, and recognize how these cycles actually build your confidence and authority over time.

To support your process, you’ll receive a Saturn Mini Kit — a curated bundle that may include grounding tools, intention items, or protective magic (you choose later!) to help you integrate Saturn’s lessons with more ease.

This workshop is funny, clarifying, empowering, and deeply aligned with year-end reflection and new-year preparation.

✨ What’s Included

• 120 minute in-person premium workshop
• Saturn Return, squares, and transit teachings
• How to identify your Saturn lessons
• Chart exploration and real-life application
• Gift: Saturn Mini Kit
• December prep for new-year transits
• Held inside the Positivity Pavilion

💫Who This Is For

• Anyone experiencing Saturn Return or Saturn Square
• Folks going through growth-heavy life chapters
• Astrology beginners and intermediate learners
• People craving clarity on “why things have been so hard”
• Magic Makers preparing for new-year energy and long-term alignment