Saturday “Public-Avoidance” Jam
Schedule
Sat, 23 May, 2026 at 04:00 pm to Sat, 06 Jun, 2026 at 04:00 pm
UTC-04:00Location
9369 N CACALIA DR, Crystal River, FL, United States, Florida 34428 | Crystal River, FL
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MEMBERS ONLY EVENT MUST SIGN MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT IN PERSON OR IN ADVANCE AT https://www.manateemeatcompany.org/assc-member-rulesMembership fee are being waived until further notice.
Listen up, mortals. The Manatee Meat Company Skeleton Crew is looking for musicians to join a jam session at our members-only hideaway. We’ve met the "general public," and frankly, we’d rather spend a Tuesday tuning a 12-string guitar in a hurricane than hang out with them. That’s why we’ve built a private, one-acre retreat where exclusivity is fashionable and your social anxiety is catered to with "casually elegant" vibes.
The Setup:
The Stage: We’re playing in a "beach in the woods" because Mother Nature’s original design choices were boring.
Visuals: We have three 10-foot movie screens. One for the band, one for the lyrics you’ll inevitably forget, and one just to be dramatic.
The EscoBar: That's were Sam and Norm will be hanging out to show you how drinking should be done. BYOB so you can numb the pain of the drummer’s inevitable 12-minute solo.
The Recovery Zone: If the music gets too "experimental" (read: bad), feel free to wander into the Fairytale Forrest or hide in a garden atrium nook until the feedback stops ringing.
The Rules:
It’s polished. It’s playful. It’s slightly unhinged. If you’re looking for a "judgment-free" zone, this is it—mostly because we’re too busy judging the general public to worry about your missed high notes.
The Cause:
We are stealth do-gooders. Donations to 7 Gifts of Kindness are welcome and appreciated. You can feel like a saint while acting like a sinner in a Tiki Hut.
Details for the Elite:
Where: The Antisocial Social Club (If you don’t know where it is, you probably aren't a member.)
Entry: Members only. If you aren't one, start practicing your "exclusive" face and get signed up.
"Wait, how do I get in?"
Listen, we’d love to tell you there’s a secret handshake involving a skeleton, or a manatee and a specific type of seaweed, but it’s simpler than that. Because we’ve met the general public and decided we need a filter, the Antisocial Social Club is strictly members-only.
If you want to join our "casually elegant" circle of mischief (and avoid being one of the people we're antisocial toward), here is the deal:
How to apply: Go to https://www.manateemeatcompany.org/assc-member-rules to see how we handle our "exclusivity."
Donations: Since we are "stealth do-gooders," your donations go directly to 7 Gifts of Kindness, helping cancer warriors, caregivers and children in need of advocacy.
No, you can't just 'swing by': Tucked away on a private acre on the north side of Crystal River, we value our privacy as much as we value a well-mixed drink at the EscoBar.
If you aren't a member yet: Stay tuned to our Events page for announcements on when we’re temporarily tolerating outsiders for our larger fundraisers.
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Where is it happening?
9369 N CACALIA DR, Crystal River, FL, United States, Florida 34428Event Location & Nearby Stays:
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