Rumors
Schedule
Thu Oct 16 2025 at 07:30 pm to 10:00 pm
UTC-05:00Location
The Hearn Stage | Alexandria, LA
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RumorsBy Neil Simon
Oct 16-26
Farce – At a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though it’s only a flesh wound, Charlie Brock’s self-inflicted injury sets off a series of events causing four couples to experience a severe attack of farce. As their tenth wedding anniversary party commences, Charlie lies bleeding in another room, and his wife Myra is nowhere in sight. The first guests, lawyer Ken Gorman and his wife Chris, scramble to get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity. Run time: 120 minutes.
“Not only side splitting, but front and back splitting.” – NBC-TV
“Has nothing on its mind except making the audience laugh.” – The New York Times
Show dates:
Thursday, October 16 – 7:30pm
Friday, October 17 – 7:30pm
Saturday, October 18 – 7:30pm
Sunday, October 19 – 2:30pm
Thursday, October 23 – 7:30pm
Friday, October 24 – 7:30pm
Saturday, October 25 – 7:30pm
Sunday, October 26 – 2:30pm
Tickets:
Thursday : $5
General : $15
Senior (>60) & Military : $12
Students : $7
Tickets will be available late Summer 2025 – click on the “BUY TICKETS” link at cpptheatre.com
*Please note that tickets purchased online are digital. You will not receive a printable ticket. Bring your ID to the ticket window before the show to pick up your purchased tickets.
Tickets will also be available in the box office before each show; Doors open 30 minutes before each show.
For more information, please contact us at: [email protected]
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Where is it happening?
The Hearn Stage, The Hearn Stage, 1104 3rd St, Alexandria, LA 71301, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
