Roast Your Ex

Schedule

Sat Feb 14 2026 at 07:00 pm to 08:00 pm

UTC-08:00

Location

Mirkwood Public House | Arlington, WA

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Tired of the same old romantic fluff? This Valentine's Day, ditch the roses and join us for Roast Your Ex, the stand-up comedy spectacular where real-life heartbreak meets side-splitting humor!

Whether you're celebrating a Valentine's date night or planning the perfect Anti-Valentine's outing with your single best friends, this is the only show in town where your past relationships are the punchline.

Why You Should See Roast Your Ex:

  • Hilarious Stand-Up: Our top comedians bravely take the stage to roast their exes, dating disasters, and relationship nightmares. Expect uncensored, relatable, and absolutely savage material.
  • Perfect for Everyone:
  • Couples: Laugh together at how bad it used to be. It's the best Valentine's date idea for a couple with a sense of humor!
  • Singles: Celebrate your freedom with the ultimate Anti-Valentine's party! This is the place to be if you're sick of cuffing season.
  • SEO Keywords: Comedy show, Valentine's Day, Anti-Valentine's, Roast Battle, Dating humor, Stand-up comedy, Things to do Valentine's Day, Relationship jokes, Single events.

🔥 Book your tickets now for a night of explosive laughter that proves the best revenge is living well... and a killer punchline!

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Where is it happening?

Mirkwood Public House, 117 E Division St, Arlington, WA 98223, United States

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