Roast of Bruises McGee

Name: Roast of Bruises McGee
Start: 2025-12-13T15:00:00-06:00
Location: Dallas Eagle

Schedule

Sat, 13 Dec, 2025 at 03:00 pm

UTC-06:00

Location

Dallas Eagle | Dallas, TX

Bruises. Coach. Shotsy. Todd. Whatever name you know him by, it’s time to turn up the mic (check…one…two…is this thing on) and turn up the heat. Our coach is turning 50, and we’re celebrating the only way that feels right: a full-blown roast.
A roast is equal parts love letter and verbal takedown—a chance for friends, teammates, and a few brave souls to deliver jokes, jabs, and heartfelt tributes to the man of the hour. Expect biting wit, some well-earned digs, unexpected surprises, and maybe a few “did they just say that?” moments.
If you’ve ever been coached, tackled, shotsy’ed or shade-bombed by Bruises McGee… this is your night. Come and join the fun!