PUNK GOES POLE: An Anti-Valentine’s Day Burlesque & Pole Show

Break up with Valentine’s Day the right way—loud music, heavy eyeliner, and zero emotional stability required.

Welcome to PUNK GOES POLE, the anti-love showcase where pole dancers spin harder than your last breakup playlist and the burlesque hits deeper than a 2007 emo lyric.

If you’ve ever said “It’s not a phase” and meant it… this show is for you.

Turn up the volume—this cast is bringing bold choreography, emotional grit, athletic pole tricks, and theatrically rebellious storytelling. Expect:

• Pole tricks that defy gravity (unlike your ex’s promises)
• Floorwork smoother than your favorite sad-boy vocals
• Burlesque numbers dripping in eyeliner, angst, and attitude
• A soundtrack that would make My Chemical Romance proud

This isn’t a love story.

It’s a mosh pit in stilettos.

Pick your vibe, from emo to VIP-emo:

• VIP Table for 2 – Because even punks deserve to sit like royalty
• Reserved Seating – No need to fight your inner demons and the crowd
• Premium Bar Seats – Perfect for crying into your cocktail in style

Choose Your Path to Emotional Destruction:

• Single-Show Ticket – Attend Punk Goes Pole
• Double-Feature Pass – Buy this show and get Love Bites for 50% off!

Perfect for emo couples, punk singles, situationships, and anyone who ever felt “misunderstood.”

Turn your emotional damage into emotional glamour:

• Champagne Bottle – $50
• Chocolate-Covered Strawberries – $25

No flowers. No hearts. No sappy ballads.

Just angst, attitude, and artistry that hits harder than your teenage heartbreak.

Indoor showcase | 90 minutes of emo excellence | Full bar | 21+

Know what’s Happening Next — before everyone else does.

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Host or Publisher Inner Diva Studios