Porch Goose Painting Party

🎨🪿 Porch Goose Paint Party: A Honkin’ Good Time! 🪿🎨

Grab a gaggle of besties and join us for the most egg-citing event of the year—where style meets honk in a blaze of questionable fashion choices and acrylic paint!

At the Porch Goose Paint Party, you’ll be handed a majestic concrete goose in all its naked glory—just begging for a makeover. Will yours be a cowboy goose? A disco goose? A goose with existential dread wearing a tiny top hat? The artistic sky’s the limit (and so is your neighbor’s patience).

We’ll supply the paints, brushes, snacks, and enough glitter to violate at least three HOA bylaws. You bring your creativity, unhinged goose outfit ideas, and a strong sense of whimsy (or mild chaos).

Whether you’re a professional artist or haven’t drawn since that macaroni craft in second grade, everyone leaves with a goose so fabulous it might just start its own Instagram account.

Snacks will be served. Honking is encouraged. Feathers may fly. And by the end of the night, your neighborhood will be just a little more confused—and a lot more fabulous.

*Warning: may cause honk-induced laughter, competitive bedazzling, and lifelong emotional attachment to cement poultry.

Host or Publisher Downingtown Vintage at Bird in Hand