Paint Your Own Porch Goose & BINGO!
About this Event
🎃🪿 PAINT YOUR OWN PORCH GOOSE + HALLOWEEN BINGO 🪿🎃
October 11th | 12–3 PM | Simply Made Here
Do you need a 50–55 lb cement goose on your porch dressed in a ridiculous Halloween costume?
Probably not.
But is your life, your porch, and frankly your entire neighborhood going to be better because of it?
Absolutely.
Join Stephanie from Fern & Folk for an afternoon of painting, candy, laughing until our faces hurt, and turning a giant handmade cement goose into the newest member of your family.
And because simply painting a massive goose apparently wasn't enough entertainment...
🎃🪿 WE'RE PLAYING HALLOWEEN GOOSE BINGO. 🪿🎃
While our geese are drying, we're breaking out the bingo cards, and you'll be playing to win Halloween costumes and accessories for your new feathered friend.
And when I say I have some seriously silly goose costumes...
I mean it.
Your neighbors are not prepared.
YOUR TICKET INCLUDES:
🪿 Your very own handmade cement porch goose
She's approximately 2 feet tall and a casual 50–55 POUNDS OF SOLID CEMENT. This is not a dainty goose. She is substantial.
🎨 All exterior-grade paints + supplies
Paint her cute. Paint her classy. Paint her like Beetlejuice. Give her eyebrows. I am not here to stifle your artistic vision.
✨ Protective sealant
Because this masterpiece deserves to survive the elements.
🎃 HALLOWEEN GOOSE BINGO
Win costumes, accessories, and other ridiculous things your goose absolutely did not know she needed.
🍬 Candy
Because it's October and we're adults who can eat candy while painting concrete poultry if we want to.
😂 A genuinely fun afternoon
Come with your mom. Come with your best friend. Come alone and leave with 50 pounds of emotional support goose.
IMPORTANT GOOSE LOGISTICS 🚨
I cannot stress this enough:
YOUR GOOSE WEIGHS 50–55 POUNDS.
We will happily help you get your new best friend into your vehicle, but PLEASE bring a comforter, thick blanket, or towels to cushion her for the ride home.
Buckle her in if you feel emotionally compelled. I won't judge.
By the time Halloween rolls around, your porch is going to be the talk of the neighborhood.
Will people admire your artistic talent?
Will children stop to see what your goose is wearing?
Will your neighbor Susan become weirdly competitive and suddenly acquire her own porch goose?
We can only hope.
🎟️ Grab your ticket now and come paint, play bingo, eat candy, laugh a lot, and leave with the heaviest new friend you've ever made.
🪿🎃 October 11th | 12–3 PM | Simply Made Here
Come get silly with us. Your porch deserves this.
Where is it happening?
Event Location & Nearby Stays:
USD 161.90
