Not That Kind Of Massage - A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience
About this Event
Not That Kind of Massage
A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience
Let's get this out of the way: no, it's not that kind of massage. But it is the kind of night where you'll laugh until your shoulders un-knot themselves anyway.
Join Shari Aldrich — Licensed Massage Therapist, massage school owner, published author, and professional decoder of the world's most misunderstood profession — for a one-night-only live comedy keynote that pulls back the curtain on the massage industry's weirdest myths, most awkward client encounters, and the surprisingly profound life lessons hiding underneath 1,000+ hours of hands-on training.
Part stand-up, part storytelling, part "wait, THAT actually happens?" — this multimedia experience blends presentation, photos, and live comedic timing into something you've genuinely never seen at a keynote before. Whether you've had a massage, given one, or just always wondered what's really going on behind that massage therapist door, you're going to leave with a new favorite story to tell at dinner parties.
What to expect:
🎤 A live comedy keynote unlike any "professional development" you've sat through
📽️ Multimedia storytelling — video, visuals, real talk
😂 Genuine laughs, zero awkward silence (well... maybe one, on purpose)
🙌 A fresh, hilarious lens on an industry everyone thinks they understand
🔥 A relaxed fireside-chat vibe mixed in with the laughs
When: Friday, September 18, Doors open at 6:30, show begins at 7.
Where: Bodymechanics School, Tumwater WA
Tickets: Free - but space is limited
This isn't a webinar. This isn't a TED Talk. This is a night out — grab your friends, your curious coworker, or that one person who still makes a joke every time you mention "massage therapist." They need to be here to understand what we think of their jokes.
🎟️ Get your tickets now — seats are limited, and so is your tolerance for boring keynotes.
Where is it happening?
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