Mission Valley San Diego: Hang with The Sultan and Chief
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COME HANG WITH YOUR BENEVOLENT DICTATOR!
This is not a summit. This is not a diplomatic crisis. This is a casual hang with The Sultan and The Chief!
Stop by for a strong hug and a FREE Cactus Cooler, take a selfie with your favorite dictator, and test your knowledge with Slowjamastan Trivia for prizes!
You may even WIN an official Slowjamastan passport—or, because capitalism has infiltrated the Motherland, simply buy one.
Come say hello. Stay awhile. Pledge your allegiance if the mood strikes you.
And yes, comrades—there is plenty of parking.
Attendance is voluntary.*
*As far as you know.
This is not a summit. This is not a diplomatic crisis. This is a casual hang with The Sultan and The Chief!
Stop by for a strong hug and a FREE Cactus Cooler, take a selfie with your favorite dictator, and test your knowledge with Slowjamastan Trivia for prizes!
You may even WIN an official Slowjamastan passport—or, because capitalism has infiltrated the Motherland, simply buy one.
Come say hello. Stay awhile. Pledge your allegiance if the mood strikes you.
And yes, comrades—there is plenty of parking.
Attendance is voluntary.*
*As far as you know.
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Where is it happening?
AT&T (2011 Camino Del Este North, San Diego, CA), United States
Event Location & Nearby Stays:
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Host or PublisherThe Republic of Slowjamastan
