Johto You Better Don't! A Gay Pokémon Cabaret
About this Event
"Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKÉMON! This world is inhabited by creatures called POKÉMON! For some people, POKÉMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself...I study POKÉMON as a profession. First, what is your name?"
Johto You Better Don’t is a nerdy Pokémon-themed cabaret show, brought to you by the unstable fusion of both Seyoncé Knows and Molly Kewl!
Think memes, themes, and big dreams! Prepare to have your childhood ruined! Poké-ing fun and paying homage to your favourite moments from the video/card games, shows, and movies.
We've caught some of the best Poké-performers in town, maxed them out on rare candies, and, and now we're ready to take on the Elite Four!
Welcome our perfected team consisting of:
🔴Our Uber Ace in your hole: Yovksa!
⚪Shaking things up with Milkshook!
🔴We're never gonna run out of PP with Elixxirr!
⚪Ready our sweeper Dallas Ryder!
🔴No metagame is complete without Mac N Cheese!
⚪The OneHitKnockOut Nox Domina
And meet your tag-team trainers: Molly Kewl and Seyoncé Knows!
Not only do we have a fantastic night of nostalgia and nuisance, but we will be holding a massive COSTUME CONTEST! We want to see your best Pokémon inspired looks... winner(s) will be walking away with some sickening poké-prizes!
Be sure to pack your full restores, and load up on balls! We will see you on the battlefield!
Where is it happening?
Event Location & Nearby Stays:
CAD 22.90 to CAD 28.25
