How The Hell Can I Be 70?

Schedule

Sat Feb 21 2026 at 07:00 pm to 10:00 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

Burlington Elks Lodge 916 | Burlington, VT

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Just a reason for good people to gather. No gifts, please (lottery tickets might be considered an exception).
Oh, and it’s a CASH bar. I know how much you drink.
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Burlington Elks Lodge 916, 925 North Ave,Burlington, Vermont, United States

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