Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders | Comedy | Byron Theatre
Schedule
Thu Nov 14 2024 at 06:30 pm
UTC+11:00Location
Byron Theatre | Byron Bay, NS
That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.
Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks! Coming to Byron Bay for one night only!
“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong it's right’ moments” ★★★★ Chortle UK
WINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024
WINNER Comics Choice - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018
Please note this event is recommended 15+
CHECK IT OUT:
5:30 pm - Venue doors and bar open
6:10 pm - Theatre doors open
6:30 pm - Show starts
7:30 pm - Show ends