Glizzytallywacker: A Hot Dong Schlongopalooza

Sunday, May 17 | 12PM to 6PM Online Tickets Only: $6.66 It’s a birthday party for Michael Ryan Whitson. Unfortunately, it has escalated.

Join us for Glizzytallywacker: A Hot Dong Schlongopalooza, a gloriously unhinged daytime celebration where everyone is invited to dress as a hot dog, brat, sausage, or condiment of choice. Mustard royalty. Ketchup chaos. Relish icons. Pickle legends. This is your moment.

We’ll have hot dogs, sausages, and brats for sale, plus a whole lotta pickle-themed junk and beautifully ridiculous surprises throughout the day.

This is part birthday party, part costume bash, part meat-fueled fever dream.

Tickets are just $6.66 and must be purchased online in advance.

No door sales. No exceptions. If you want in, claim your ticket before they vanish into the condiment void.

Come hungry. Come ridiculous. Come dressed like the cookout cryptid you were born to be.

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