FREAKYFDUP SATURDAY presents: GAYZE into the future!
Schedule
Sat, 24 Jan, 2026 at 09:30 pm
UTC-08:00Location
T's Lounge | Spokane, WA
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Welcome to GAYZE into the Future: An Aged to Perfection Drag Show, where every performer has leapt decades ahead to reveal their most outrageous, wrinkled, and rhinestoned selves. Think Golden Girls meets Blade Runner—with more sequins, dentures, and holographic bingo cards than you can shake a bedazzled cane at. These queens, kings, and creatures aren’t just aged—they’re fermented, pickled, and preserved in glitter. Expect numbers featuring futuristic hover-walkers, robotic hip replacements that double as fog machines, wigs so tall they need life alert, and lip-syncs so slow you’ll swear they’re buffering.
💫 It’s camp, it’s chaos, it’s a prophecy of drag immortality. The future isn’t just queer—it’s incontinent, interstellar, and absolutely fabulous.
So dust off your hover-hearing aids, polish your crystal ball bifocals, and prepare to GAYZE into tomorrow—because these performers are aged to perfection, and the future has never been this ridiculous.
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Where is it happening?
T's Lounge, 703 North Monroe Street Suite A,Spokane, Washington, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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