F*ck New Year's Resolutions: Stand-Up Comedy Show!
Schedule
Fri, 02 Jan, 2026 at 07:30 pm
UTC-05:00Location
Milton Theatre | Milton, DE
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F*ck New Year's Resolutions: Stand-Up Comedy Show!Doors: January 2, 2026 6:30 PM
Kick off the year with bold women and even bolder punchlines!
Join us for a riotous night of stand-up comedy that throws the pressure of perfection out the window. "F*ck New Year's Resolutions" brings together a killer lineup of comedians who are done pretending they’re joining CrossFit or giving up carbs.
Headliner: Missy Hall
Missy Grynkiewicz Hall is the Queen of Happy Things! She loves to laugh, believes pants are optional and thinks the world would be better place if dogs were in charge. She is the 2013 winner of the Laugh Out Loud Competition, has worked as a warm-up comic for Harry Connick, Jr and her freshman comedy CD, “Miss Representation” was a first-round Grammy nominee in 2012 for funniest comedy album.
Feature: Belynda Cleare
anked one of Philadelphia’s top female comedians 2019, Winner of Comics Rock comedy showcase in LA, Finalist in serval comedy competitions. High energy, interactive, humor-filled comedy performance or Keynote. Belynda has an extraordinary understanding of human nature and the ability to connect with and command the attention of diverse audiences.
Opener: Emily Epstein
Emily Epstein White is a longtime editor at Daily Kos and a stand-up comedian based in Philadelphia. She performs at comedy clubs and festivals across the country, sharing stories about family, parenting, and everyday life. Emily also co-hosts Case Comedy, a weekly show that was named Best of Philly in 2023.
Host: Keith Purnell
Keith is one of the fastest rising comics from Delaware. He's a high energy performer whose quick wit, style, and fast pace humor make him a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. He performs at Comedy Clubs across the country and has appeared on Television and in Movies. He was a winner in the Howard Stern "K*ll or Be Killed" Comedy Competition and was the Philadelphia Regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition. Keith has had appearances on Last Comic Standing and is gaining a reputation as the next rising star. So watch out America, he's coming your way, be prepared, he's armed with Laffs!
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Where is it happening?
Milton Theatre, 110 Union St,Milton, Delaware, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
