Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris
Schedule
Sun Mar 01 2026 at 07:30 pm to 10:00 pm
UTC+01:00Location
Acting International | Paris, IL
About this Event
Originally from Ukraine, Dima has been living in Germany for the last 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humour. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.
⭐ “Deadpan Absurdity” – Stewart Lee, The Guardian
⭐ “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” – SLEEC Reviews
⭐ “Did you write it yourself?” – Dima's mom
😂 Expect spicy jokes, hilarious hot takes and ridiculous life stories on becoming German, online dating, late-stage capitalism, interracial marriage, white privilege and circumcision. No topic is too dark, too soon, or too personal.
This show will exceed your expectations.
💸 Tickets:
Online: from 12 EUR
Doors: 20 EUR
📍Acting International🚪 Doors: 7:30 PM ⏰ Showtime: 8:00 PM 🗣️ Language: English
Check out Dima's Instagram
🇺🇦🍉 Dima is a Ukrainian stand-up comedian who has been living in Germany for the past 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humor. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.
Dima has performed in more than 30 countries, including renowned locations such as the Gotham Comedy Club in New York, the Comedy Store London, and Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Living in three different countries and visiting over forty, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.
www.dimawatermelon.com
Where is it happening?
Acting International, 55 Rue des Alouettes, Paris, FranceEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
EUR 13.65 to EUR 18.93



















