ENGLISH COMEDY MILAN - Pernille Haaland: Saga Of A Single B**CH

Schedule

Fri Nov 14 2025 at 08:30 pm to 10:00 pm

UTC+01:00

Location

Slow Mill | Milano, LO

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About this Event

Award-Winning Comedian Pernille Haaland Brings "Saga of a Single Bitch" to the Stage — A Hilarious Nordic Standup Journey Through Millennial Singledom

MILAN — One woman. No fjord. And absolutely no interest in settling down.

Internationally acclaimed comedian Pernille Haaland (HBO Max, Netflix, Discovery, NRK, TV2) premieres her bold new standup comedy show Saga of a Single Bitch — a razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud hour chronicling the trials and tribulations of staying single in a world obsessed with coupledom.

Nordic by nature, single by choice, Haaland draws on her Viking heritage and millennial misadventures to explore what it means to "shield up" instead of "settle down." From decoding red flags like runes on Tinder to avoiding men who take cold showers and need to tell you about it, Saga of a Single Bitch is a comedic war cry for anyone who’s ever chosen solitude over situationships.

Blonde, bitter, and below zero, Haaland delivers her trademark wit with an icy edge, inviting audiences aboard her longship through long dry spells and longer punchlines.

“Time Out” calls her “hilarious” — and audiences from Oslo to London agree.Expect Nordic nihilism, battle-ready banter, and no-holds-barred honesty in this unmissable standup event.

"Saga of a Single Bitch" — Shield up. Bra off. Let’s do this. Valhalla awaits.


"Slow Mill is operated by the Association 'Dora and Pajtimit' ASD Aps. Membership with the Association, which costs €5, is required and is valid for 1 year. Please register 2 days prior to the event at: bit.ly/tesseradep"

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Slow Mill, 32 Via Volturno, Milano, Italy

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EUR 8.90 to EUR 16.82

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