Ducks vs Dukes !!! Playoffs begin !!!
Schedule
Sat, 20 Dec, 2025 at 06:30 pm
UTC-06:00Location
Cabana Club Austin | Austin, TX
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A little-known fact, (basically because I'm just making this stuff up) is that James Madison in his final years started the Oregon Trail in Virginia and not in Independence Missouri as many still believe.This weekend, James, his wife Dolley, (who under an alias of Dolly created wonderful cup cakes), their dog Duke, along with the highly successful football Dukes team, hit the Oregon Trail with Autzen Stadium as their final destination.
There will be no worries about dysentery as Dolley has loaded their wagons with highly processed, individually packaged cupcakes, with the shelf life longer than an Army MRE.
James Madison is confident that this long journey will result in a huge victory. However, James, also known as the, “Father of the Constitution” has never come face to face with Phil Knight, also known as the, “Uncle Phil of the Oregon Ducks.”
The Ducks look to be fresh, recovered, and hungry going into this College Football Playoff. In Eugene they have been known to smoke trees. Smoking trees leads to munchies. If your gonna have the munchies, is there anything better to munch on than cupcakes ? James / Dolley Madison cupcakes?
The Oregon Trail doesn’t go through Austin Texas, so we can’t hitch a ride out west. The next best thing is to come out and join us at the Cabana Club as we cheer on this opening round.
I’m not sure if we will have cupcakes, but there will be plenty tasty drinks, awesome food, and push-ups. Lots and lots of push-ups. 💪
GO DUCKS !!!🦆💪🦆💪🦆💪🦆💪
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Where is it happening?
Cabana Club Austin, 5012 E 7th St,Austin, Texas, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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