Dima Watermelon: Fake European | Stand-Up Comedy in Tallinn

Schedule

Fri Mar 13 2026 at 06:30 pm to 09:00 pm

UTC+02:00

Location

Heldeke | Tallinn, HA

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🎭 With 20M+ views online and over 100k on his debut YouTube comedy special, Dima returns with a brand-new hour of brutally honest, darkly funny, and often inappropriate stand-up🔥
· “Deadpan Absurdity” — Stewart Lee, The Guardian
· “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” — SLEEC Reviews
· “Did you write it yourself?”— Dima's mom
It is a wild comedy show about the absurdity of being Fake European from a rising Ukrainian comedian who wasted the last 10 years in Berlin failing to become the real one.
😂 Expect spicy jokes and ridiculous life stories about the decline of Western civilization, online dating, mindfulness, interracial relationships, circumcision and other hilarious subjects. No topic is off-limits or too soon.
Brace yourself, this show will exceed your expectations!
🎟️ Tickets:
Online: from 10 EUR
Door: 15 EUR
📍Heldeke!
🚪Doors: 18:30
⏰ Showtime: 19:00
🇬🇧 The show is entirely in English
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Heldeke, Tööstuse 11/1, Põhja-Tallinn, Tallinn, 10413 Harju Maakond, Eesti, Estonia

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