Dima Watermelon: Fake European | Stand-Up Comedy in Rotterdam
Schedule
Fri Feb 27 2026 at 07:30 pm to 08:45 pm
UTC+01:00Location
Comedy Club Haug | Rotterdam, ZH
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🎭 With 15M+ views online and over 100k on his debut YouTube comedy special, Dima returns with a brand-new hour of brutally honest, darkly funny, and often inappropriate stand-up🔥· “Deadpan Absurdity” — Stewart Lee, The Guardian
· “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” — SLEEC Reviews
· “Did you write it yourself?”— Dima's mom
It is a wild comedy show about the absurdity of being Fake European from a rising Ukrainian comedian who wasted the last 10 years in Berlin failing to become the real one.
😂 Expect spicy jokes and ridiculous life stories about the decline of Western civilization, online dating, mindfulness, interracial relationships, circumcision and other hilarious subjects.
No topic is off-limits or too soon.
Brace yourself, this show will exceed your expectations! 🙌
🎟️ Tickets:
Online: 20 EUR
📍Comedy Club Haug, Rotterdam
🚪Doors: 19:00
⏰ Showtime: 19:30
🇬🇧 The show is entirely in English
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Where is it happening?
Comedy Club Haug, Club Ja Volim Balkan, Boompjes, 3011 XZ Rotterdam, Nederland, Rotterdam, NetherlandsEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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