Declarations of Love (And Other Useless Things) | BATS Theatre

Schedule

Tue Aug 26 2025 at 08:30 am to 09:30 am

UTC+12:00

Location

BATS Theatre | Wellington, WG

Created by Tempest Theatre Co
Back for its five year anniversary, Emma Maguire and Hamish Boyle run the gauntlet of sketch comedy, performing 15+ sketches about love, sex, queerness and rom-coms in 55 minutes.
It's delirious, it'll get your blood pumping (not like that), and maybe we'll all come out of it satisfied.
Think parodies of Fifty Shades of Grey and the manosphere.
Interrogating love languages and horoscopes.
A lot of ~intimate eye contact~.
Maybe some touching.
The works.
“Take your friends. Take your lovers. This show IS a love story. And it’s totally for everyone.”
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Where is it happening?

BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Ter, Mount Victoria, Wellington 6011, New Zealand, Wellington
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Host or Publisher Tempest

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