Dan Rath - Help Me Please

You probably already know me from reading the news. In 2018, I dressed up as a sewing needle and hid inside a strawberry.

There should be a French word for the moment you realize a bald dude actually has a ponytail.

I'm so used to failure that success represents an existential threat.

Welcome to the failure laboratory.

"His mind works like no other" ★★★★★ Chortle

"You won’t find another standup with more jokes a minute" ★★★★ The Guardian

"Genius and insanity...a truly brilliant writer" ★★★★ The Scotsman

"Book yesterday" ★★★★ The AgeSelected

New Faces of Comedy, Just For Laughs Montreal (2025)

Winner – Best of the Fest, Sydney Comedy Festival (2025)

Winner – Director’s Choice Award, Melbourne International Comedy Festival (2025)

With support from Ian Murphy - Devon Comedian of the Year 2023 and "an exceptionally confident entertainer, delivering humour that resonates brilliantly" (Torquay Comedy Club).