Craig & Eliott Do a High Five (2 WIP Stand-Up shows for the Price of 1)

Schedule

Wed Jul 22 2026 at 08:00 pm to 10:00 pm

UTC+01:00
Location

The Griffin | Glasgow, SC

Watch critically acclaimed comedians Craig Wilson & Eliott Simpson preview their new Stand-Up Comedy shows and also do a sick high-five
About this Event

Critically-acclaimed comedians and amicably-perceived friends Craig Wilson & Eliott Simpson will be previewing their latest solo stand-up shows for your viewing pleasure ahead of their runs at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival!
It's 2 Stand-up Comedy shows for the price of 1! A bargain of belly-laughing proportions! Not only will you get to witness 2 distinct hours of hilarious tales and tribulations, but at some point during the evening, Craig and Eliott will attempt to perform a sick high-five, the likes of which has never been seen before inside a pub in Glasgow on a wednesday night at 8pm on the 22nd of July in the year of our lord 2026!
First up, audiences will be treated to the awkward antics of self-proclaimed nice boi Craig Wilson with his new show:
Craig Wilson: This might be Nothing
After ten years of backhanded compliments, rude drunks, and being bullied by teenagers, Craig is starting to wonder if fast food is the career for him after all. Wilson builds a chaotic anthology of hospitality horror, strung together with the kind of manic befuddlement that any lunch rush slop-slinger will instantly recognise. This is a show for anyone who has ever been in a restaurant before. Or has ever eaten or drank anything in their lives. ‘
The tics and quirks of James Acaster and the lateral thought patterns of Mitch Hedberg.’ (Comedy.co.uk).

Then after a small break, audiences will be as educated as they are entertained with asexual comic Eliott Simpson's latest show:
An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson
Award-winning asexual comedian Eliott Simpson has spent the past decade telling jokes about not wanting sex, so what happens when they find themselves in love with someone who does? Cum see a surprisingly raunchy exploration of identity, doubts, fluids, flaps and happy endings (shush, not like that). Don’t miss out on the sexiest asexual show to ever grace the Fringe.
'Gregarious and excitable' (TheWeeReview.com) ***** 'Wonderfully intense, awkward and infinitely funny' (TheFringeQueer.com) ****
'A fully-formed stand-up' (NeurodiverseReview.co.uk) **** 'Weird as f**k' (Janey Godley)
'Accessible and absurd' (TheNorwichRadical.com)
'Infectiously funny' (Indiependent.co.uk)

A rib-tickling evening starring 2 of the Scottish comedy circuit's best revered (depending on who you ask) rising stars! Don't miss out and see their shows before they inevitably (again, depending on who you ask) sell out at the fringe!


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Where is it happening?

The Griffin, 266 Bath Street, Glasgow, United Kingdom
Tickets

GBP 6.13

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