Coliseum Performance - Running Commentary - P Burton-Morgan

Schedule

Wed, 13 May, 2026 at 07:15 pm

UTC+01:00

Location

58 George Street, OL11 Oldham, United Kingdom | Oldham, EN

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After a decade of no exercise (besides child-rearing and reaching for cake) 41 year old poet P Burton-Morgan finds themselves newly single and hungry to return to pre-childbirth levels of fitness. Cue Rocky montage, but with a middle-aged red-faced mum reciting sonnets on the South West Coast path. So far so solitary until they join their local running club and find themselves drawn into a world of flirting, friendship, fierce competition and the unexpected discovery that they’re ferociously fast. With their trademark mix of witty wordplay and open-hearted tenderness this solo show is a silly, sexy, sweaty romp - don’t forget to stretch first.
Written and Performed by P Burton-Morgan
P Burton-Morgan was founder & Artistic Director for Metta Theatre since 2005 for which they have written & directed over 30 productions. As a poet they have been published in Propel Magazine, anthologised by Arachne press and The Chimes, and they’ve performed at Primadonna Festival, Hot Flush & Dirty Laundry and Ledbury Poetry Festival where they won the 2024 Ledbury Poetry Slam. Pamphlets include Solitary Animal Mother (Fifty Foot Press) and Explaining Being Pan to Nan (Mutti Press).
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58 George Street, OL11 Oldham, United Kingdom, 58 George Street, Oldham, OL1 1LS, United Kingdom

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