Clever Girl Pride Boat Party 2024

This ain't Texas. Ain't no hold 'em.

So park your Clever Girl. And get ready to twirl.

• Cruise Time: 4:30 - 8:30 p.m. CT on Friday, August 9, 2024
• Arrival time: Be at dock no later than 4 p.m. CT
• There is a gate code to get into the parking lot.
• Gate code to be provided closer to date.
• Waiver link to be provided closer to date.

• 2 large floating lily pads
• 200+ canned seltzers. A variety will be provided.
• Pre-mixed cocktails (cups and ice will be provided)
• Big batch of vodka cocktail (serving size of 48)
• Big batch of tequila cocktail (serving size of 48)
• Big batch of rum cocktail (serving size of 48)
• 20-30ish Modelos (I know most of you and have never seen you drink beer…so.)
• Coke, sprite, sparkling water
• 5 gallon water tank (Don’t bring plastic bottles. Make sure to fill your reusable bottle up before you head to the boat so that we don't run out too fast. We will have 10 gallons of water total.)
• 100 jello-shots (Vodka and Tequila)
• Vegan Pasta Salad (serving size 48)
• Pre-made wraps of variety (~50)
• Chips and salsas
• Variety of cookies
• Fruit
• Trail mix

• Reusable water bottle
• Sunscreen
• Floaties
• Towel
• Pride gear (will leave this up to interpretation)
• Beach bag for your shit

• Anything plastic or non-reusable
• More liquor bottles
• Extra glitter, confetti, or anything that would choke a fish if it were to fall into the lake.

• It's a bit of a drive out to the dock so coordinate a safe ride to get there before 4 p.m.
• If you're late, the boat will leave you. Captain's words. Not mine. Love you.

Host or Publisher Chop