CHENERGY 2026: Bring a Dish. Risk Your Dignity.
About this Event
This is your official warning, invitation, and possible future alibi.
On August 22, 2026, I am unleashing my birthday party upon the world, and the theme is CHENERGY.
What is CHENERGY?
It is laughter with no volume control.
It is smoked ribs with main-character confidence.
It is games, storytelling, karaoke, and people making memories they may later deny under oath.
Your price of entry: bring a dish to share.
That dish can be homemade, store-bought, emotionally stable, or something you panic-grab on the way over while whispering, “This counts.” Yes. It counts.
I’ll provide the smoked ribs, the chaos, the questionable microphone choices, and the kind of birthday energy that makes introverts say, “Why am I singing Journey with a spatula in my hand?”
Do not miss this.
Your couch will forgive you.
Your calendar will respect you.
Your future self will say, “Thank gawd I went to the CHENERGY party.”
RSVP now: Are you in, or are you choosing a life of ribless regret?
Where is it happening?
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