Brat Eating Contest

Now ifn yer da big eater on da block an ya figure yer up for a lil consumption of mass quantities of bratwurst, ya might wanna enter an see how ya fare against sum a da finest brat eaters. Yous can do dat by reading da rules, sendin in da application, an givin da Jaycees a few bucks caus dey ain't givin out a free lunch ya know! An for da rest of us, we'll be looking fer ya down by da park once, enso!
►Here's da application for ya: www.brat-days.com/eatbrats