Boolers Bingo

😂🎤 WHEN THE DANCING'S BETTER THAN THE SINGING… AND THE BINGO CALLER WINS THE DRINK! 🍻
Well, there's a sentence you don't hear every Sunday!
Another cracking afternoon at Townhill, with questionable musical performances, some questionable dancing and, somehow, the bingo caller walking away with the drink! Perhaps we need to investigate that one! 😂
🏆 MASSIVE CONGRATULATIONS TO PATSY!
Our latest Snowball winner! 💰 Spend it, save it or invest it wisely… although knowing our luck, you'll be back spending it at the bar next Sunday! 😂
☘️ AND A BIG WELL DONE TO LORRAINE & SHIRLEY!
Baseball Pitcher Lorraine and her trusty co-hort Shirley shared the Irish Bingo spoils!
A game which is rapidly becoming a Townhill favourite… particularly because it gives everyone a golden opportunity to verbally abuse the host! Some folk clearly enjoy that bit more than the actual bingo! 🤣
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🎱 RIGHT THEN… ROUND TWO!
TOWNHILL COMMUNITY & BOWLING CLUB
SUNDAY 13th DECEMBER 2026
🚪 DOORS OPEN: 1:15PM
👀 EYES DOWN: 2:00PM SHARP!
⚠️ Late arrivals will be judged harshly. You've been warned!
🎟️ £10 PER CARD
☘️ Got another £2 rattling about in your pocket? Give our increasingly popular IRISH BINGO a go!
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💰 9 GAMES – PLENTY OF WINNERS!
🟡 GAMES 1–7
- One Line – £5
- Full House – £10
🔵 FLYER GAME
- One Line – £5
- Two Lines – £10
- Full House – £15
❄️ GAME 8 – THE SNOWBALL JACKPOT!
Get your Full House in 50 numbers or fewer and walk away with the £50 JACKPOT!
Miss it? Don't worry!
There's still a GUARANTEED £35 waiting for somebody! 💷
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🍻 THE BAR WILL BE OPEN!
Because some bingo decisions are best made with a G&T in hand!
🎤 What else can you expect?
- Singing that should probably require a licence.
- Dancing that deserves its own investigation.
- Suspiciously lucky winners.
- Dramatic celebrations.
- False alarms and near misses.
- Someone shouting BINGO three numbers too early.
- And the weekly declaration: "I'm NEVER lucky!" from the person who wins every week!
🖊️ Bring your dabbers.
🍀 Bring your lucky charm.
👵 Bring your bingo-mad auntie.
Most importantly, bring yourself and enjoy an afternoon of laughs, banter, prizes and the occasional musical crime against humanity!
🦆 AND REMEMBER… TWO LITTLE DUCKS STILL HAVE HALF THE ROOM QUACKING! 🦆😂
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🎉 SEE YOU SUNDAY!
May the Bingo Gods be ever in your favour…
Because let's be honest, your singing certainly isn't! 😂🎤
TOWNHILL COMMUNITY & BOWLING CLUB – WHERE EVERYONE'S A WINNER… WELL, ALMOST!