Bimbo Tennis: The Play
About this Event
Set on the last tennis court on Earth, Bimbo Tennis is a raucous modern farce where a passionate community fights to save their cherished court from Dickball and the fascist Andreessen Corporation. Emma Gardner's original play traces its lineage from Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard and Arthur Kopit's The Day the Whores Came Out to Play Tennis.
This adaptation transforms Colonel Summers Park tennis court into a stage and delivers a hilarious, incisive critique of tennis vs. pickleball, techbro capitalism, and the current sexual recession.
LIMITED RUN TWO WEEKENDS ONLY
AUGUST 6, 7, 8, 9 + 13, 14, 15, 16
Written by Emma Gardner
Directed by Laura Loy
Story by Emma Gardner and Madeleine Woolner
Executive Produced by Emma Gardner
Produced by Julia Bray, Tyler Pell, and Emma Toureau
With support from the Portland Regional Arts & Culture Council
In collaboration with Portland Tennis Courterly
STARRING
Julia Bray as Katya Bimbova
Rebecca Davis as Velvet Winters
Pat Janowski as Ludmila Bimbova
Kaician Kitko as Duncan Duncan
Beth Summers as Grouper Maxwell
Jacob Trillo as Andreessen Marcus
Candi X as Pepper Mills
Run-time: 90 minutes including a brief intermission
Audience members are encouraged to show their allegiance by dressing accordingly. Wear your Bimbo Tennis best or your Pr*son Business worst!
Bimbo Tennis ~ pastels ~ pleats ~ yes-makeup makeup ~ colors ~ effervescence
Inspiration: https://pin.it/4oqBi9a
Pr*son Business aka Dickball ~ biggraysuit ~ emotional suppression ~ dullness
Inspiration: https://pin.it/4gXhU9p
Follow @thetheatergarden and @portlandtenniscourterly for updates
Agenda
🕑: 06:30 PM - 07:15 PM
Tennis Pre-Show
Host: Tyler Pell / PTQ Community
Info: Optional tennis-based activities for audience members. Pre-shows will include: exhibition matches, tennis clinics, and two-ball tournaments. Bring your racquets, Bimbos!
🕑: 07:30 PM - 08:45 PM
Bimbo Tennis: The Play
Info: Two-act play with brief intermission for an 85-minute run time. Dress in your Bimbo best or your Pr*son Business worst! Limited seating available. Bring your own chair encouraged.
Where is it happening?
Event Location & Nearby Stays:
USD 12.51 to USD 55.20
















