Are You Being Served? - Conquest Theatre Production
Schedule
Thu Apr 09 2026 at 07:30 pm to 10:15 pm
UTC+01:00Location
Tenbury Road, HR7 4LL Bromyard, United Kingdom | Tenbury Wells, EN
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The tills are open, the trousers are down, and the staff are up to their necks in knickers! When the Grace Brothers department store is forced to relocate its entire staff to a bargain-basement holiday in sunny Spain, chaos is guaranteed — and so is the sunburn.Join Mr. Humphries, Mrs. Slocombe, Captain Peacock, Miss Brahms, and the rest of the retail rabble as they swap haberdashery for hilarity in this gloriously camp stage adaptation of the beloved BBC sitcom. Expect suspicious sausages, saucy swimwear, and more double entendres than you can shake a beach umbrella at.
From dodgy travel arrangements and dubious cuisine to communal bedrooms and catastrophic cabaret, the Grace Brothers gang are determined to enjoy their holiday — even if it kills them. With Mr. Rumbold trying to keep order, Mr. Lucas chasing anything in a bikini, and Mrs. Slocombe threatening to report everyone to the manager (or the Spanish police), it’s a miracle anyone makes it to the sangria.
Take a break from our PC and woke lives and enjoy the innuendo, inflatable flamingos, and the kind of wardrobe malfunctions that would make a mannequin blush, Are You Being Served? is a riotous romp through retail, resort life, and British eccentricity at its finest.
One thing’s for certain: you’ll definitely be served… a generous helping of laughs!
This amateur production of “Are You Being Served?” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. On behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk
Written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft
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Where is it happening?
Tenbury Road, HR7 4LL Bromyard, United Kingdom, 4 Tenbury Road, Bromyard, HR7 4UP, United Kingdom, Tenbury WellsEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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