An Ofsted Inspector Almost Calls: M**der Mystery by SUSPECTproductions

Schedule

Fri Sep 12 2025 at 07:45 pm to 10:15 pm

UTC+01:00

Location

The Black Gate | Newcastle upon Tyne, EN

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Fancy yourself as a Marple or Poirot? Join us in The Black Gate for a FRIDAY night of mischievous M**der – intriguing but full of humour
About this Event

An Ofsted Inspector Almost Calls’ is a three act play with two intervals.

A school staff ‘do’ designed to welcome the Ofsted Inspector goes disastrously wrong. Will serious weaknesses be found?

Join the shenanigans of the usual suspects. Be prepared to laugh and join in the fun.

We shall be in The Black Gate on the 2nd floor. The lift outside will open at 19.15 and the performance will start at 19.45 on:

Friday 12th September

We shall provide the tables (with tablecloths) for you whilst you bring your own food and drinks and see if you can work out whodunnit.

FAQs

Are there ID or minimum age requirements to enter the event?

No, although we wouldn’t recommend it for children under 16 years.

What can I bring into the event?

Your M**der solving wits and a grand sense of humour. And any food and drink that takes your fancy.

Will there be audience participation?

You will be encouraged to ask questions after the second act but you don’t need to participate should you not want to.

Do the audience give written guesses as to whodunnit?

Yes, we have special clue sheets for you to fill in - and there are prizes for some of the best solutions.

How can I contact the organiser with any questions?

Please email [email protected] or send a message to our Facebook page.

Do I have to bring a printed ticket to the event?

Either printed or on your mobile is fine. But we also have a list of audience booking names.

Are you on social media?

Yes – Facebook under the name of SUSPECTproductions (one word) and Instagram under the name of Suspect Productions (two words). We have shared lovely photographs and videos of past productions.


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Where is it happening?

The Black Gate, Castle Garth, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

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Tickets

GBP 16.00

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Host or Publisher Suspect Productions

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