AAAHH!!! Eat-Along

Name: AAAHH!!! Eat-Along
Start: 2026-04-13T19:30:00-04:00
End: 2026-04-13T21:00:00-04:00
Location: Reading Terminal Market

Schedule

Mon Apr 13 2026 at 07:30 pm to 09:00 pm

UTC-04:00

Location

Reading Terminal Market | Philadelphia, PA

AAAHH!!! Eat-Along
Hosted by Jarbeaux! Additional hosts TBA!
The horrors persist, but so do The Bearded Ladies! Join Fox News’ least favorite queer cabaret company for ANOTHER round of coordinated group screaming…excuse us, solidarity sing-along shows! We’ll drown out the opposition with rousing renditions of songs that have absolutely nothing to do with fascism, timed perfectly for the 250th year of America’s chickens coming home to roost.
A (key) change is gonna come, but only if we sing it into existence! Whether you come for community, the singing, or just to let out a primal scream, it’s gonna take all of us to make good harmony in this mess.
By the time this 90 minute show is over you will have survived another 90 minutes.
Monday April 13th @ 7:30 PM
At Reading Terminal Market, Audience Entrance at 11th & Filbert (Door 10 - at Iovine Brother's Produce)
Content Transparency
This event is not oriented towards children however, they are welcome to join! Expect PG-13 content (suggestive and/or strong language, themes of political anxiety and existential dread). Singing-along will be optional but plentiful.
Please be advised that General Admission tickets DO NOT GUARANTEE YOU A SEAT. There is some seating available in the space for General Admission ticket holders, but they are First Come, First Served. If you need a seat for accessibility or mobility reasons, or have other access questions, please reach out to [email protected].
For information on how to purchase tickets with an ACCESS card, please contact [email protected].
COVID Policy
Masks are optional. KN95 masks (with ear loops) and surgical masks will be available at Front of House for anyone who wishes to wear one. Audience members are encouraged to test beforehand. Please exercise good judgement and do not attend if you are feeling unwell or are symptomatic.