6 Years of Bare Minimum

I have 3 minutes of material and it`s been 6 years since I started doing standup. Wait that`s not a good way to sell a show! Let me try again. I started doing standup 6 years ago and I have 3 minutes of material. I pulled off this amazingly embarrassing feat by never leaving my warm burrito of a comfy zone. Merriam-Webster defines this a symptom of a rare condition called "aalsi tattu". It`s amazing how much you cannot accomplish when you cannot set your mind to it. So why now? Well, it only took me 24 years to figure out this thing called "deadline". Merriam-Webster defines "deadline" as a way to make procrastinators who have been doing comedy for 6 years and only have 3 minutes of material to push their lazy ass off the bed and have a reason to wake up every day and do the thing they claim to love. So come to the show! I have no idea what it is going to be about. All I know is this year, all I want to do is go on stage, tell funny stuff I think of when I zone out, and have a gooood 1 hour for you by the time it`s December :)

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