30 REASONS TO NOT BE IN A PLAY

Think you've heard every excuse for not being in a play? Think again! 30 Reasons Not to Be in a Play by Alan Haehnel is a hilarious comedy that turns every silly excuse into laugh-out-loud scenes packed with outrageous characters, wild situations, and nonstop fun. From stage fright to accidentally starting World War III (and just about everything in between), this show gives actors a chance to be goofy, creative, and unforgettable. Whether you've been on stage before or this is your first audition, there's a role waiting for you. Come join the fun, make new friends, and prove that being in a play is way more exciting than all 30 reasons not to!
Of course, the comedy ultimately celebrates everything that makes theatre so memorable: creativity, teamwork, courage, friendship, and the excitement of bringing a story to life.