100 Julian Sterns, Ranked by Hotness Alone

Schedule

Sat Oct 04 2025 at 08:00 pm to 09:30 pm

UTC-07:00

Location

The Crow | Santa Monica, CA

Advertisement
Julian Stern (McSweeney’s, Laughing Skull, EdFringe) apologizes for working at a men’s magazine by ranking 100 pictures of himself.
About this Event

Julian worked at a magazine. He ranked celebrity women based on hotness. Today, he's a nice guy and understands that was bad. As penance, he will lead the audience in ranking 100 versions of himself. By hotness alone.

Come see the choose-your-own-adventure, interactive stand-up and musical comedy show from Julian Stern fresh off its 2025 Edinburgh run!

Audiences said:

“The highlight of my fringe!”

“Julian makes everyone feel included in the best way (not pressured at all) and I was laughing along the entire time.”

“The most creative and engaging show i saw at fringe! Also, fun to kinda bully a comedian tbh.”

“Funny, unhinged at points and the audience have the power to dictate where the show goes.”

[Laurels and Credits for Julian!]Winner: Best of Fest (Big Pine Comedy Fest). Official Selection: Laughing Skull Fest, Bergamot Comedy Fest, Hell Yes Fest.

Seen in: Comedy Central Digital, McSweeney's, Maxim Magazine

Recommended for 18 + (material is mature and can be compared to content seen in rated R films)

🪺 This show is located in The Nest and is only acessible via stairs

📍 Bergamot Station Arts Center • @bergamotsantamonica

🕰️ Doors open 30 minutes before

🍺 No-drink minimum

🍔 10% off at Birdie G's • @birdiegsla

🚗 FREE PARKING in our lot

Ⓜ️ Located directly at the 26th Street/Bergamot Station Metro Stop

🛑 24/7 security guard on site


PLEASE NOTE: THIS SHOW WILL BE IN OUR UPSTAIRS ROOM; Please email [email protected] to inquire about ADA accommodations.

Advertisement

Where is it happening?

The Crow, 2525 Michigan Avenue, Santa Monica, United States

Event Location & Nearby Stays:

Tickets

USD 23.11

The Crow

Host or Publisher The Crow

It's more fun with friends. Share with friends

Discover More Events in Santa Monica

Santa Monica Symphony presents Scenes from Life: Movement
Sat, 04 Oct at 07:00 pm Santa Monica Symphony presents Scenes from Life: Movement

John Adams Middle School Performing Arts Center

ENTERTAINMENT MUSIC
30+ Singles Social - Includes 1 Drink, Icebreakers & Games!
Sat, 04 Oct at 07:00 pm 30+ Singles Social - Includes 1 Drink, Icebreakers & Games!

Weary Livers

PARTIES ENTERTAINMENT
Public Works Improvisational Theatre Presents Storyphile: An Evening of Music and Poetry
Sat, 04 Oct at 07:30 pm Public Works Improvisational Theatre Presents Storyphile: An Evening of Music and Poetry

The Church In Ocean Park

ART LITERARY-ART
LLS Orchestra at The Eli and Edythe Broad Stage
Sat, 04 Oct at 07:30 pm LLS Orchestra at The Eli and Edythe Broad Stage

The Eli and Edythe Broad Stage

MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Fuego Y Flor - Latin Heritage Burlesque - VIP Tickets 2nd Row
Sat, 04 Oct at 09:00 pm Fuego Y Flor - Latin Heritage Burlesque - VIP Tickets 2nd Row

Illusion Magic Lounge

ART NONPROFIT
Fuego Y Flor - Latin Heritage Burlesque - General Admission
Sat, 04 Oct at 09:00 pm Fuego Y Flor - Latin Heritage Burlesque - General Admission

Illusion Magic Lounge

ART MAGIC-SHOW
It's Still Pride: Fall, Freaks, and Femmes
Sat, 04 Oct at 09:00 pm It's Still Pride: Fall, Freaks, and Femmes

Britannia Pub

ENTERTAINMENT PERFORMANCES
Drag Comedy Cabaret
Sun, 05 Oct at 03:00 am Drag Comedy Cabaret

The Crow

COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT
Santa Monica Comedy Nights
Wed, 05 Jun at 08:00 pm Santa Monica Comedy Nights

Kavahana

COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT
The McULAFF Show!
Wed, 02 Oct at 08:00 pm The McULAFF Show!

Santa Monica shorebar

COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT
Jetlagged Comedy Show
Tue, 15 Oct at 08:00 pm Jetlagged Comedy Show

HI Los Angeles Santa Monica Hostel

COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT
The Big D (Comedy)
Sat, 01 Mar at 05:00 pm The Big D (Comedy)

Westside Comedy Theater

COMEDY WORKSHOPS
The Saturday Show
Sat, 01 Mar at 08:00 pm The Saturday Show

Westside Comedy Theater

COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT
Insult to Injury
Wed, 05 Mar at 08:00 pm Insult to Injury

Westside Comedy Theater

ENTERTAINMENT COMEDY
Pretty, Pretty Pony
Thu, 06 Mar at 08:00 pm Pretty, Pretty Pony

Westside Comedy Theater

COMEDY WORKSHOPS
Original Understudies (Improv)
Wed, 12 Mar at 08:00 pm Original Understudies (Improv)

Westside Comedy Theater

COMEDY WORKSHOPS
Probably a Cult Gathering
Wed, 12 Mar at 09:00 pm Probably a Cult Gathering

Westside Comedy Theater

COMEDY WORKSHOPS
What Else What Else
Wed, 02 Apr at 08:00 pm What Else What Else

Westside Comedy Theater

ENTERTAINMENT WORKSHOPS
The Weekly Improv Drop-in Class
Sat, 10 May at 12:00 pm The Weekly Improv Drop-in Class

Westside Comedy Theater

WORKSHOPS COMEDY
Cracked Presents: Special Taping Event
Sat, 14 Jun at 07:30 pm Cracked Presents: Special Taping Event

Westside Comedy Theater

COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT

What's Happening Next in Santa Monica?

Discover Santa Monica Events