🎄🔥 HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular! 😈✨

Name: 🎄🔥 HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular! 😈✨
Start: 2025-12-19T19:30:00-08:00
End: 2025-12-20T22:30:00-08:00
Location: Metro Studio Theatre

Schedule

Fri, 19 Dec, 2025 at 07:30 pm to Sat, 20 Dec, 2025 at 10:30 pm

UTC-08:00

Location

Metro Studio Theatre | Victoria, BC

❄️ When hell freezes over, Santa returns. 🔥
Victoria’s most deliciously deranged holiday tradition is back from the depths... bigger, badder, and more blasphemous than ever. 🤘
🐦 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟗𝐭𝐡, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭! 🪱
After last year’s smash debut that audiences called “a cult hit in the making,” HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular rises again for three shows only, December 19–20 at the Metro Studio Theatre.
This event is strictly 19+. No minors permitted.
This ain't your grandma’s holiday pageant! It’s Broadway meets brimstone; a full-throttle musical where carols collide with santanic rituals, drag meets musical theatre, and Broadmas gets dragged straight to hell and back.
✨ Expect:
• Drag, burlesque, and musical theatre mayhem
• Audience games, interaction, and costume contests
• A cast of YYJ's finest weirdos and holiday hellions
• High camp, low brow, and immersive chaos
🎅 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭!
Come dressed in your best (or worst) Santa attire or your most creative Secret Santa look for a chance to win a prize and eternal glory in the underworld.
“𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦… 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳-𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦. 𝘜𝘯𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘴.”
“𝘚𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺, 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘺, 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘺… 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦.”
So call your coven, gather your elves, and don your gay apparel.
The holidays can be hell, and that’s exactly how we like it. 😈
📅 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬
Friday, Dec 19 — Doors 7:30 PM | Show 8:00 PM
Saturday, Dec 20 (Early) — Doors 4:00 PM | Show 4:30 PM
Saturday, Dec 20 (Late) — Doors 8:00 PM | Show 8:30 PM
🎟 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥
$30 Early Bird GA – Until Nov 19 or sold out. Limited quantity!
$40 General Admission
$240 VIP Table for 4 – Front-row reserved seating, best seats in the house.
$25 Equity Access – For members of the BIPOC, LGBTQIA2S+, and disabled communities (see below).
😈 𝐕𝐈𝐏 𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬
• Complimentary holiday treats at your table
• Automatic entry into our raffle for sinful prizes
• A limited-edition HAIL SANTA holiday ornament (one per guest)
• Photo op with select cast under the North Portal
Perfect for groups who like to live deliciously and sit closest to the chaos.
If ticket cost is a barrier, we offer a limited number of $25 discounted tickets for members of the BIPOC, LGBTQIA2S+, and disabled communities.
Metro Studio Theatre is located on the lands of the Lekwungen People, now known as the Songhees and Xʷsepsəm / Esquimalt Nations. We offer our gratitude to their stewardship of these lands and to elders past, present, and future.