🎄CRACKED NUTS | Not Your Mother's Nutcracker 🎁
Schedule
Mon, 29 Dec, 2025 at 08:00 pm to Tue, 30 Dec, 2025 at 10:00 pm
UTC-05:00Location
The Cultural Center | Grand Rapids, MI
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Experience a hilarious take on the holiday classic in one fun-filled evening of food, drinks, and dance! This immersive evening includes hors d’oeuvres, beer and wine, gift raffles, photos with Santa, and a sidesplitting performance of “Cracked Nuts,” featuring special guest dancers from Essence MVMT Collective! You’ll want to leave the kids at home for this one, so grab your gal pals, partner, work friends, or whoever you’d love to share a few drinks, desserts, and a laugh with — this ADULT ONLY take on the Nutcracker is a must-see! 🎄Synopsis of “Cracked Nuts” 🎄
“Cracked Nuts” is set at Stahlbaum Incorporated's annual office Christmas party. The type A office manager, Clara, has meticulously planned a perfect evening for her coworkers. The night goes in a... different... direction, however, when an uninvited strippergram arrives at the wrong party. When a blizzard traps the office (and its new guest) at work way past the party's end, a dance battle for the last bottle of booze is the only path forward. Office romances, friendly competition, and a lot of HR violations make “Cracked Nuts” a hilarious show filled with dancing, tons of laughs, and Tchaikovsky's classic Nutcracker score. You won't want to miss this ADULT ONLY take on the Nutcracker this holiday season!
WHEN:
December 29 and 30, 2025
8-10pm*
*Doors open at 7:30pm - we recommend you come before 8pm so you have time to get your food and drinks before the performance begins.
WHERE:
The Cultural Center
2250 E Paris Ave SE, Grand Rapids, MI, United States, Michigan
COST:
$65 per ticket*
*Includes food, 2 drinks of choice, and Cracked Nuts performance
"Cracked Nuts" makes a perfect holiday gift!
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Where is it happening?
The Cultural Center, 2306 Camelot Ridge Ct SE, Grand Rapids, MI 49546-2434, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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