You're A Bitch, Opal Hadley

Lo and behold the misadventures of Opal Hadley, the richest, hottest, bitchiest 20 something heiress who summons a demon named Frank to punish those who displease her. In three acts of complete chaos, Opal navigates the trials and tribulations of queer love, growing up, and saving the world not once, but TWICE. Kandace Mack's absurdist comedy YOU'RE A BITCH, OPAL HADLEY guides us through the perils of a fabulously terrible young woman, her devoted demon, and the slow, chaotic, deeply inconvenient work of becoming someone worth loving.

Featuring:

Playwright: Kandace Mack

Director: Erin Sheets

Opal Hadley: Jojo Brown

Frank: Jett Parr

Actor 1 (Kendall, and The Sisters (Mary-Kate and Ashley)): Hannah Antman

Actor 2 (Darren, Aaron, William James Henry III, Adamford, and Dad): Callan Roberts

Actor 3 (Mom, God, and Mickey): Emma Montoya

Location: Raven Theatre (6157 N. Clark St.)

Time: 7:30pm

FAQ: Yes, there is a demon. No, Timothee Chalamet will not be there. Yes, there is a lesbian romance. No, Kylie Jenner will not be there. Yes, it's funny. Zendaya is a maybe, agent yet to respond.