You Really Suck

Schedule

Thu, 02 Oct, 2025 at 07:00 pm to Sun, 12 Oct, 2025 at 10:00 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

Cafe Istanbul | New Orleans, LA

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The gay vampire event of the season, an all original musical by local theater company Queer New Theatre
About this Event

Vampire Marco Flambeau seems to have it all; a thriving gay bar in the French Quarter, an adoring yet long-suffering femme fatale familiar, and his very own swamp monster. And yet, when star quarterback, Andy, waltzes into his gay bar on the first night of Southern Decadence, Marco realizes there is one thing he has yet to achieve in his 400 years roaming the planet: unholy matrimony.

Will Andy join Marco on his throne in the kingdom of the night or will their plans be thwarted by lesbian vampire hunters, an undead pep squad, or enough secrets and lies to fill a coffin. Find out all this and more in You Really Suck, a wickedly funny Vampire Musical.


A play by Ben Fox

Music and lyrics by Ben Fox and Matt Kruft

Directed by Kendra Unique


Industry Night

Join us on Wednesday, October 8 for industry night. Enjoy reduced ticket prices for industry professionals.

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Where is it happening?

Cafe Istanbul, 2372 Saint Claude Avenue, New Orleans, United States

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Tickets

USD 31.37

Queer New Theatre

Host or Publisher Queer New Theatre

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