Yoni Egg Awakening Certification

📅 Sept 13th, 2025
🕰 10:00 AM – 5:00 PM EST
📍 3149 South State Road 446, Bloomington, IN
💰 $250 (Includes 3 GIA-Certified Yoni Eggs & Certification)
✨ Early Bird: $222 | BYOE (Bring Your Own Egg/s): $175

✨🥚 Sooo… I’m doing something I’ve never done before, and honestly?
It kind of feels like a hen laying her first golden egg.

Except this one’s made of crystal, and it’s here to guide you back to the heart of your body—your womb.

The Yoni Egg Awakening Certification is a full-day, in-person retreat where we’ll breathe, move, giggle, maybe cry a little, and reconnect with the parts of us that’ve been quietly waiting to be seen.

This isn’t just a workshop.
It’s a homecoming.
A soft, sacred reset with the help of a magical lil’ egg and the wisdom already living in your tissues.

Whether it’s your first time exploring yoni eggs or you’ve had one hanging out in your sock drawer for months (no shame), this retreat is for the woman who’s ready to explore her body—not as a project, but as a portal.

🐣 A cozy, heart-led day of hands-on womb wisdom (space is limited!)
💎 3 GIA-Certified Yoni Eggs (Small, Medium, Large — you pick your stones)
🧴 A sacred anointing oil to make your egg feel fancy
🌸 Breath, sound + movement practices to open your body
🌺 Gentle womb + yoni techniques to release tension + emotion
🫶 Trauma-informed guidance to honor your pace and nervous system
📖 A beautiful guidebook for after-care, rituals, and reflections
🎓 Yoni Egg Awakening Certification (because we’re making it official)

🔮 The energetics behind yoni eggs—how they’re more than just crystals, they’re sacred allies that mirror your body’s wisdom.
💗 How to choose the right stone—and let your womb lead the way (yes, she has preferences).
🌸 Anatomy of the womb & pelvic bowl—learn what lives where, and why it matters when you’re reconnecting.
🌀 How trauma + emotion live in your fascia—and how to gently melt the layers through breath, sound, and presence.
🌊 Ways to release stored grief, numbness, and ancestral tension—without needing to "know" the story.
🥚 Building a sacred bond with your egg—before, during, or even without insertion (yes, that counts too).
🔥 How to awaken pleasure + sensuality—on your terms, in your rhythm, without pressure or performance.
🌹 Practices to deepen safety, embodiment & womb trust—so your healing feels slow, soft, and sustainable.

🌺 This is for you if…
✅ Your womb’s been quietly tapping on your shoulder like, “hey… remember me?”
✅ You’re ready to feel something again—pleasure, aliveness, peace, whatever’s been MIA
✅ You want to feel more at home in your body without making it a whole project
✅ You’re open, curious, and maybe slightly freaked out (don’t worry, we go slow and giggle often)

✨ This day is about softening into your body, turning the volume up on your intuition, and letting a lil’ crystal egg help you remember that your womb is way more than just an organ—it’s a whole portal.

You’ll leave feeling glowy, grounded, and like your body just whispered:
“Oh hey… I remember who I am, and who I came here to be.”

🌹 Spots are limited so we can keep the vibes intimate, supportive, and snack-filled (and yes, we break for lunch).
📜 Snag your seat, pick your eggs, and let’s make some womb magic.

💌 Got questions? Or is your womb sending you a weirdly specific sign?
Email me at

Info: We will begin by setting the tone for the day with a grounding breathwork practice and womb connection meditation. This will allow you to soften into your body and cultivate presence before diving into the teachings. You will be guided to set your personal intention for the training and share in a circle of connection with other women.

Info: In this session, you will learn what a yoni egg is, its history, and how it works both physically and energetically. We will explore the science behind yoni eggs, including their benefits for pelvic floor health, circulation, and nervous system regulation. We will also discuss the energetic properties of different crystal eggs, including Jade, Rose Quartz, and Obsidian, so you can understand how to choose the right egg for your practice.

Info: Before using a yoni egg, it is important to prepare both your body and your egg. You will learn how to cleanse and activate your yoni egg physically and energetically, set sacred space for your practice, and tune into your womb’s wisdom to determine when you are ready to work with an egg.

Info: Enjoy a one-hour lunch break to nourish yourself and integrate the teachings from the morning. This is also a great time to connect with others, reflect, or rest before moving into deeper embodiment work in the afternoon.

Info: In this session, you will be introduced to yoni dearmoring, a practice that helps release stored trauma, tension, and emotional blockages from the vaginal walls. We will explore how trauma manifests in the yoni and learn breathwork, sound, and movement techniques to gently open, soften, and clear stagnant energy. You will be guided through a step-by-step dearmoring practice (without insertion) to begin building awareness of where your body holds tension and how to release it.

Info: During this portion of the training, you will have the opportunity to insert your yoni egg in a private setting before returning to the group for a guided self-honoring practice. Once everyone has returned, we will move into an embodied connection practice where you will be gently guided to breathe, move, and awaken sensation within your womb and yoni.

Through breath, sound, and mindful movement, you will begin to listen to the wisdom of your body and cultivate a deeper connection with your egg. This practice is designed to help you soften into presence, release tension, and open to deeper awareness and pleasure.

For those who do not feel ready to insert, you will still be guided through a sensory womb meditation to attune to your body and connect with your sacred space. This is a personal journey, and you are invited to move at your own pace, honoring whatever feels right for you.

Info: We’ll explore how to approach yoni egg practices with care, sensitivity, and awareness of the nervous system. You’ll learn how trauma can show up in the body and how to create a safe internal environment for your healing. We’ll discuss consent, boundaries, emotional readiness, and what it means to move at the pace of your body—so that your yoni egg journey feels deeply supportive, not overwhelming. This session is here to help you feel resourced, grounded, and empowered as you continue your practice.

Info: This will be an open space to ask questions, share your experiences, and receive deeper guidance on anything covered in the training. We will discuss next steps for integrating this work into your daily life and practice.

Info: If you feel called to do so, you will have the opportunity to remove your yoni egg in a private setting at this time. This allows space to tune in, honor your experience, and gently release the energy that has been activated during our practice.

Once you return, we will move into a grounding practice to integrate your journey, allowing your body and nervous system to settle. You are welcome to journal, rest, or simply be present as you reflect on your experience.

Info: We will close the training with a womb blessing meditation to honor your journey and the wisdom of your body. You will receive your Yoni Egg Awakening Certification and take home 3 GIA-certified yoni eggs to continue your sacred practice.

Host or Publisher Megan Rose