Witness the Horrors of Aging!

Due to the ongoing march of time and entropy, it is once again my turn to horrify all onlookers by aging before their very eyes. As such, I will be going to Horror Unleashed at 6 on the 15th to celebrate my unbirthday, and then likely to a bar by midnight to rot away to the next stage of my life and accept birthday libations. If you want to roll with for this plan, feel free to show up; if not, no skin off my nose. No, seriously, I don't know that I can afford to give away any nose skin at this advanced age. Stop trying to get my nose skin. That is weird. You are weird.