Vampires Kiss: A Blade Rave

I, Count Dragula, cordially (and ominously) invite you to Vampires Kiss: A Blade Rave—a night of debauchery, drama, and dance, conjured in unholy collaboration with the brilliant fiends of Day to Daye Productions and Nearly Normal Event Co.

Prepare yourself for an evening of all-night DJ sets (2AM) that will keep even the undead on their feet, fire spinning hot enough to thaw my cold Transylvanian heart, and go-go dancer/ draglesque performers so devastating that tips are not merely encouraged… they are expected, darling. We also desire that you arrive in your vampiric best.

Capes, fangs, leather, lace, trench coats, blood (fake or real… I won’t ask).

NO CRUCIFIXES, GARLIC, WOODEN STAKES, SILVER.. You understand of course

Should you crave activities between dances, we offer:

• Van Helsing’s Axe Throwing (prove you could have defeated me… or failed gloriously)
• Interviews with a Vampire—step into our confessional and spill your darkest dealings, your juiciest gossip, or simply ramble like a centuries-old creature of the night.

This footage will be transformed into a vampire mockumentary, shamelessly inspired by What We Do in the Shadows, and will be available for purchase after the event. Immortality, shall be captured on film.

Additional temptations (at an extra cost, of course—nothing in unlife is free):

• Professional Photo Booth
• Pop-Up Tattoo Parlour
• Vampire Costume Contest💀 $5 buy-in — winner takes all

Come for the rave. Stay for the Kaos. Leave with memories, fang marks, footage, and possibly a new eternal curse.

Now… be a dear and come inside. 🩸

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