Total Solar Eclipse – Luxembourg, 14 June 2151
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According to an already braindead billionaire, ageing is basically a solvable engineering problem, so there is absolutely no reason to make other plans for 14 June 2151. Thanks to AI, neural implants, replacement organs and a dozen of mandatory software updates, you should arrive in Luxembourg in excellent condition at that date.
Please bring:
• your eclipse glasses;
• proof that you are still legally the same person;
• the password to your consciousness backup.
Luxembourg residents born before 2010 receive a free commemorative glass of crémant and one hour of nostalgic access to their former biological body.
In the unlikely event that immortality has not been released by 2151, your reservation will automatically be transferred to your descendants, clones or nearest cloud-based consciousness.
Totality: 14 June 2151! Reserve now! Hotels and consciousness backup servers are already filling up!
According to an already braindead billionaire, ageing is basically a solvable engineering problem, so there is absolutely no reason to make other plans for 14 June 2151. Thanks to AI, neural implants, replacement organs and a dozen of mandatory software updates, you should arrive in Luxembourg in excellent condition at that date.
Please bring:
• your eclipse glasses;
• proof that you are still legally the same person;
• the password to your consciousness backup.
Luxembourg residents born before 2010 receive a free commemorative glass of crémant and one hour of nostalgic access to their former biological body.
In the unlikely event that immortality has not been released by 2151, your reservation will automatically be transferred to your descendants, clones or nearest cloud-based consciousness.
Totality: 14 June 2151! Reserve now! Hotels and consciousness backup servers are already filling up!
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Where is it happening?
Knuedler, Place Guillaume II,Luxembourg, Luxembourg
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