To Die for [A Comedy]

For one night only, ENO and London Coliseum welcomes a Nederlandse Reisopera and Phion Symphony Orchestra guest production for the UK premiere of this exceptional new comic opera following the world premiere in The Netherlands in April 2026.
Overview
This exuberant and subversive black farce, by British-Russian composer Elena Langer, mocks and questions our obsession with celebrity – and encourages us to embrace the highs and lows of our turbulent, gruesome, joyful and beautiful life.
Originally commissioned by the Stanislavski-Nemirovich-Danchenko Theatre in Moscow, this comic opera was cancelled after the invasion of Ukraine. The piece was deemed insufficiently patriotic.
The existential angst of Semyón Podsekayev drives him to suicide, but he hopes that playing the tuba will save him. A plan that fails miserably.
TV presenter Ivan Vane is one of several characters keen to use Semyón’s possible suicide for their own gain. In the second act, we see Vane’s reality show The Naked Truth, in which Semyón’s desire to commit suicide – and everyone’s desire to profit financially from it – becomes a public game.
Staging and score
A comic opera in two parts, by composer Elena Langer. Libretto by Arkady Zastyrets, translated into English by Maggie F. Gottlieb. Based on the play The Suicide (1928) by Nikolai Erdman.
Singers and creatives
Directing is Sam Brown, Artistic Director of the Nederlandse Reisopera, the Dutch national touring opera company and on the podium, English conductor Adrian Kelly, Artistic Director of the Buxton International Festival.
Co-produced by the Netherlands Reisopera and Phion Symphony Orchestra
This production was made possible by the generosity of The Nicholas John Trust and is dedicated to the memory of Nicholas John, Dramaturge of English National Opera, 1985-1996.
📍 Venue Description: The **London Coliseum** is one of the largest and most iconic theatres in the West End, celebrated for its grand architecture and world-class opera, ballet, and musical productions. As the home of the English National Opera (ENO), the Coliseum delivers a rich programme of artistic excellence in an awe-inspiring setting. With its striking façade and magnificent auditorium, it stands as a beacon of London’s cultural life.
From classic operas to dance to cutting-edge musicals like [The Great Gatsby](https://www.londontheatredirect.com/musical/the-great-gatsby-tickets "The Great Gatsby"), the London Coliseum offers unforgettable experiences in a venue steeped in theatrical tradition.
### **The history of the London Coliseum**
Opened in 1904, the London Coliseum was designed by legendary theatre architect Frank Matcham with the goal of being “the people’s palace of entertainment.” It was one of the most technically advanced theatres of its time, boasting a revolving stage and a lavishly decorated auditorium.
Originally intended for music hall and variety performances, the Coliseum transitioned into a major venue for film screenings and wartime entertainment before becoming the permanent home of the English National Opera in 1968. Over the years, it has also hosted ballet, plays, and large-scale musicals including Chess, Bat Out of Hell, and Hairspray.
The theatre’s striking Baroque façade, topped with a distinctive revolving globe, and its lavish Edwardian interior make it a landmark in London’s theatrical landscape.
### **Where is The London Coliseum?**
The London Coliseum is located on St. Martin’s Lane in the heart of the West End, just moments from Trafalgar Square, Covent Garden, and Leicester Square. Its central location makes it ideal for pre-theatre dining, sightseeing, and enjoying the city’s vibrant nightlife.
### **The London Coliseum nearest tube station**
The nearest tube station is Leicester Square (Northern and Piccadilly Lines), only a 2-minute walk from the theatre. Charing Cross and Covent Garden stations are also within easy walking distance.
### **The London Coliseum nearest train station**
Charing Cross railway station is around a 5-minute walk away, providing National Rail services and access to the Northern and Bakerloo Underground lines.
### **Buses to The London Coliseum**
Numerous bus routes serve the surrounding area:
Day routes: 3, 6, 9, 11, 12, 13, 15, 24, 29, 87, 91, 139, 159, 176
Night buses: N5, N9, N11, N15, N20, N29, N41, N91, N97, N113
Nearest stops: St. Martin’s Place / Trafalgar Square and Charing Cross Road / Leicester Square
### **The London Coliseum seating plan**
The Coliseum boasts one of the largest theatre auditoriums in London, with a capacity of over 2,300 seats spread across four levels: Stalls, Dress Circle, Upper Circle, and Balcony. The Stalls and Dress Circle offer exceptional sightlines and acoustics, ideal for opera and musicals.
Despite its size, the venue is designed for acoustic clarity, ensuring rich sound and immersive performances no matter where you sit.
### **The London Coliseum accessibility**
The theatre provides step-free access to the Stalls level via a side entrance on St. Martin’s Lane. It features wheelchair spaces, accessible toilets, induction loops, and assistance for patrons with visual or hearing impairments. Trained access hosts are available to support all guests.
### **The London Coliseum safety policy**
The London Coliseum maintains high safety standards, including security bag checks, enhanced cleaning, and well-marked emergency procedures. Hand sanitiser stations are located throughout the venue, and staff are trained in first aid and crowd safety.
### **The London Coliseum dress code**
There is no formal dress code at the Coliseum. Guests often opt for smart-casual attire, especially for opera and gala nights, but casual clothing is also welcomed. Whether in jeans or evening wear, all are encouraged to dress comfortably and enjoy the performance.
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