The Larmada Presents A Guided Pour of Chicago: Them Cocktails Been Talkin

Deck the halls with drunken folly, Larmy!

Welcome to the third annual, unofficial WOX pre-party hosted by everyone's favorite fake sailors, The Larmada.

The event takes place in three consecutive parts before the show on Friday, December 5th. Each phase is held on the same half block of Lincoln Avenue in the Lakeview neighborhood of Chicago.

All beer belly despair punks are welcome, whether in a group or traveling alone from out of town.

1:30PM

Lunch at Pockets on 3001 N. Lincoln Avenue. (We strongly recommend the Build Your Own Pocket.)

https://pocketsonline.com

2:30PM

Walk across the street from Pockets for group photo in front of the St. Alphonsus outdoor holiday tree at 1429 W. Wellington Avenue. (Yes, it's across the street from Pockets.)

Then we'll march down Lincoln Avenue for...

Larms-themed cocktail flights served at Olive Black on 3032 N. Lincoln Avenue.

https://oliveblacklounge.com

The first cocktail will be served promptly at...

3:17PM

Seven amazing drinks (plus a bonus eighth crappy one), fully loaded or mocktail-style, for $35.17 with tax and some light snacks. (Tip not included.)

Mocktails will be made using Ritual liquor alternative (which costs the same as real spirits).

$3.17 from every flight goes towards feeding those experiencing food insecurity. Olive Black hosts two open house, holiday dinners. All are welcome.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/chicago-restaurant-owner-opens-those-in-need-christmas-day/

The 2025 Menu:

• The Northside, The L&L, and Olive Black
• Chicago Is Burning
• "I'll Take What's in the Glass, Wendy"
• A Prost
• Key Lime to the City
• The Finest Drink in the Friendliest Bar on a Friday Afternoon in the Greatest City
• December Blood
• Last, Last Words

There will be an All-Star Charity Raffle featuring one-of-a-kind items and rare memorabilia from artists you know and love. Please consider bringing cash to buy raffle tickets and pay for your flight as it's a gigantic help to the staff and volunteers.

7:00PM

Metro doors.

Please carpool there.

8:00PM

Music starts.

Please be kind everywhere.

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