The Land of Misfit Toys! A Fundraiser for Trans Lifeline
Schedule
Fri Dec 19 2025 at 09:30 pm to 11:30 pm
UTC-06:00Location
The Newport Theater | Chicago, IL
About this Event
Let resident orphan/producer/host Dame Yankee toss you into a sleigh with "Um, Actually"'s Ify Nwadiwe, GothPinupChola Sio Bast, BAMF of Burlesque Po'Chop, Panty Dropper Switch the Boi Wonder, Spinning Seductress Meg Mesmeric, and Top Tomcat, pb.
Our ghosts of Christmas known as comedy, drag, and burlesque come together to fundraise for the incredible organization, Trans Lifeline.
"Trans Lifeline is a grassroots hotline and microgrants 501(c)(3) non-profit organization offering direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community."
Learn more at translifeline.org
Choice words with chosen family, all to benefit a holly jolly cause. Join us!
Want to support the cause but can't attend the show? Select "Donation"! Any amount is welcome and increments of $35 will be used to sponsor seats. BIPOC will have priority as seat recipients.
Newport Theater is a block from both Northalsted (formerly Boystown) and Wrigleyville! Within walking distance of the Addison Red Line, Belmont Brown Line, and off a Clark Street bus stop.
Please be advised:
The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs with no elevator, but access to a Genesis portable mobile stairlift (rated up to 400 pounds) is available. Please email [email protected] advance of your arrival to coordinate entry and sign a waiver (required by our landlord).
There are four single-stall non-gendered restrooms available onsite.
All entrants must comply with the Newport Safety Policy
Where is it happening?
The Newport Theater, 956 West Newport Avenue, Chicago, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
USD 0.00 to USD 49.87











