The Importance of Being Earnest @ What If?

Dearest girls, gays, & theys,

We Earnestly hope this ticket link finds you well. You are cordially invited to What If? Queer Creator Collaborative’s forthcoming performances of “The Importance of Being Earnest,” by Oscar Wilde in collaboration with Electric Wings Theatre Company. 

The night's festivities will include bodice bursting, tea spilling, and muffin stuffing. Please feel free to dress in your “Sunday best” with a dandy campy “funday” twist. Just be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

Said performances shall take place on May 17th, 18th, and 19th at 7:30p.m. We request a donation of $5 for your attendance, but no person shall be turned away for lack of funds. 

Our space is regrettably a small one, so we do request that you RSVP as soon as you are able. Or show up like the dirty salacious cad we know you are.

Cheers, Queers

P.S. Our space admits only those who are over the age of 18 (we don't want to incur the ire of your esteemed governesses).

Content advisory:

Comedic depictions of: sexual situations and Victorian Era sexism, classism, ableism. 

We kindly thank you, gentle people, for enduring our vast amounts of silliness.

Host or Publisher What If? Queer Creator Collaborative